Note that I've tried to transcribe this from the sound file. That means there are errors below. C'est la vie.

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day and noon,
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry real crisp in dough

Chow Lin that stiff I wanted more
as he was dialling up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today I lost my appetitte,
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a rolly or a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boys
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I got to stop eating there at noon,
They say thats its beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork

WIBBLE